Johnny Salami's Traffic Navigator Compact Disc

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Traffic Navigator

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Now you can laugh when you are stuck in traffic. The funniest CD you ever heard. 80's rock behind the jokes,phony phone calls and movie sound bites with lots of outrageous comedy.

A pedigreed New York comic like Johnny Salami is a rare thing. Even more rare is that Johnny put together a fantastic new CD for those of you stuck in daily commuter hell - TRAFFIC. Using his own experiences and mastery of the phony phone call, Mr. Salami savages his way through the half-hour comic opus. Drivers in and around New York are already experiencing the 80's rock and comedic collage of movie and popular sound bites that ease the spring in your posterior.

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